So the other morning I notice that Care Bear's bangs are more raggedy looking than usual. I lean in for a closer inspection, and yep, sure enough:
Did you cut your hair?
I didn't do it today!
But did you cut your hair?
I didn't DO it today!
But did you CUT your HAIR?
Not today!
Carrie, did you cut it?
YES, but not TODAY! *starts crying*
Why are you crying? I'm not crying. I'm not yelling. I'm calm. Why are you freaking out?
Because it's not FAIR! I didn't even do it TODAY and I'm getting consequences!
...
I repeat the conversation (and inflections) to Dada, who cracks up and comments, "like there's a statute of limitations on consequences. 'I didn't do it todaaaaaaaay, why am I getting connnnsequences?!'"
Indeed. Off we go to Great Clips, once again. Can I confiscate her scissors? For life?
2 comments:
wait, didnt you cut your brothers hair...and your mother cut kay's hair? yep i think sooooo :) love you
Dunno about Mom cutting Kay's, but Andrew did his own. He snipped right at the crown of his head, and it grew funny there for a long, long time. I never even cut my Barbie dolls' hair!
Now, spray paint, that's another story...
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