Wednesday, August 26, 2026

And another thing

 It smelled like skunk when we stepped outside this morning, but I’m flummoxed as to why it smelled like Doritos at the bus stop. What is going on today?!

A fruit fly on top and grounds on the bottom

 I dunno how your hump day elixir of magic beans turned out, but I found a drowned fruit fly floating in mine. Once I fished the carcass out and savored my sips, I got to the bottom of my cute little mug of creamy deliciousness where I had grounds at the bottom. Supposedly you can tell futures from tea leaves… what are my coffee bean grounds predicting, I wonder?