One of the many reasons I decided to forgo having reconstructive surgery after my first round of breast cancer was that I could then get away with not wearing bras.
So naturally, my physical therapy folks after this second round handed me a bag of soft foam pieces that I am supposed to wear inside a sports bra when I work out. The thinking is that it will help break up that scar tissue as it compresses up against it.
Are you even kidding me? I got rid of boobs, yet I still need to wear a bra.... and PAD IT!?
#Ridiculous
#AreYouKiddingMe
#WhatAmIInJuniorHigh
The moral of the story is don't get cancer. Not only is it the gift that keeps on giving, you end up firmly entrenched in the Realm of Utter Ridiculousness!


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