Shenaniganery

Allow me to pull a Ducky from NCIS:

This reminds me of a tale from my childhood. When I was young, I attended a summer camp which occurred during a year of the Summer Olympics. Ergo, our counselors set up various games and races for us to participate in. 

One of the counselors was attempting to recall the names of the track and field events:

"Javelin? Discus? Broad? Is that one? Standing Broad Throw?"

You cannot imagine the merriment of her fellow counselors as they burst into laughter and quickly corrected her, "Standing Broad Jump; there's to be no throwing of broads!"

              Here's Cadaver, reporting for launch:

And here he is, all gussied up and ready for action: