Thursday, March 30, 2023
For poetry fans
Not only is it high in Vitamin C
A boy and his saxophone
Damon took the opportunity to travel to the OMEA contest last Saturday where he played a solo and in a quartet. The scoring system rates from 1-5, 1 being the highest and 5 being the worst. We discussed that there should be a 6, for if you throw up, pass out, pee your pants or all three from sheer nerves. There were a lot of kids putting on brave faces, but watching the stress roll off them afterwards was a lot of fun.
I told that kid to plan for a 5 and then whatever he earned would be better than that. He wailed, "nobody has ever earned a 5 in our school!" Perhaps I should just never open my mouth. His usual sax, Otto, was in the shop so he had a loaner which he christened Botto. The OMEAs were held at Northwood high school, and a huge shout out to them for hosting. Their cafeteria ladies were very kind and cheerful and their school was clean and welcoming.
Thursday, March 23, 2023
It must be art.
This art installation is called, “I’m lazy.” This is what it looks like when one comes home from school and yeets one’s apparel all over the loveseat before hopping into the armchair in just one’s skivvies and eating Cheezits straight out of the box. Thankfully you’ve all been spared that actual glimpse and must rely on your own imaginations.
Thursday, March 09, 2023
These offspring!
“Are you sure you want to stay in your coat at the dentist or do you want to take it off?”
“Yeah.”
“That was an ‘or’ question; it can’t be a ‘yeah’.”
“What?”