It's funny. I've had talks with multiple people about wigs and whether or not I've thought about getting one, or more. The quick answer is yes, I've thought about it.
A complication is that chemo throws you into chemical menopause and I was already in perimenopause and that all comes with the corresponding hot flashes and night sweats. I get so hot, I tear off whatever hat I'm wearing. Then a Thing comes along and sticks their freezing cold hands on my poor bean and the hat goes firmly back on. Then I'm too hot again, so the hat comes back off. Then I have to take the dogs out so the hat goes on again. I'm a little afraid of ripping any wig off in front of anyone unsuspecting and giving them a fright! 😆
Plus, I truly don't give two hoots about having hair or not. In fact, yours truly had to get her driver's license renewed this year. The lady at the counter asked if I wanted it renewed for 4 years or 8. I didn't know that was an option! Heck, no BMV appointment for 8 years? SIGN ME UP. Bald I'll be on my license for almost a decade. Toooooo funny. Dada said, "you do realize that will put Thing one at almost 30?" Yup.
I think wigs are a great invention. Deep down, I think a lot of people have a ton of their identity wrapped up in their hair. I have beautiful women friends who I feel hide behind their hair. I'm not trying to be some kind of martyr, but I do believe that people see hair and equate it with health, as in, "oh, her hair is coming back; she must be okay." While I did prefer being bald in the summer of 2018 to during the winter of 2025, it really isn't so bad except for the lack of temperature regulation, and I'm honestly not sure how well a wig would do any better.
And to be completely honest, it still makes me laugh to know that during your wig fitting they will trim it to fit you perfectly. A wig trim! The very idea just fills me with mirth and it cracks me up every time I think about it.
I wore a soft hat back to school when I subbed a few weeks ago. I was in a kindergarten class and one of the girls asked why I was wearing it. I told her it was because I didn't have any hair right now. Her eyes got big and she didn't say anything else. Another girl asked me later. I told her it was because I didn't have any hair right now. I later saw her whispering to a friend. Then I saw her whispering to yet another friend, while looking straight at me. I called her over and this is close to how our conversation went:
Me: Hey *child's name*, do you think what you're doing right now is kind?
Her: (knee jerk reaction) I don't know.
Me: Well, think about it for a second. Do you think what you're doing is a kind thing?
Her: (not snotty, but genuine) I don't know.
Me: Okay, well, if you can't say right off the bat that it IS being kind, either, do you think you should be doing it?
Her: No.
Me: Okay then. That's all.
And that's how I left it. I'm afraid to go into the whole, "my really strong medicines made my hair stop growing for a little while" discussion with kids that young, because even though it's true, I don't want anyone becoming afraid of taking medication prescribed by their doctors or given by their parents, especially during the plague of germs that is winter in northern climates. I'm trying to keep it short and sweet and distract and redirect, but I also want to be sensitive to how the news gets around.
Bottom line, if you ever need or want a wig, go for it. But I don't want anyone to feel like they HAVE to because "that's how it's done." You do you. I prefer the sunshine on my bean, but I also like hats. I feel like if there were more of us ladies who normalize being bald that maybe cancer and other conditions wouldn't be quite so terrifying and overwhelming. Bald women may never become the norm like bald men have become, but if fewer of us hid under wigs and celebrated our streamlined morning routines and how much money we are saving on not buying any:
shampoo
conditioner
detangler
hair ties
styling products
and delighted in the time saved, maybe it WOULD become the norm. Rolling out of bed and toweling off your head after a shower is a refreshing change, especially if you've gone through the aggravation of having post-chemo hair come back like weird duck-fluff. The process of growing it out to a sensible... anything... is enough frustration to want to never go back.
Maybe I'll get a blond wig, other than the Halloween one I have, to see if blondes really do have more fun, but otherwise, I'll just be rockin' my bald noggin over here. Except now I'm cold again.