I’ve no doubt all you Gen Xers sang that title. I’m referring to “Things That Make You Go Hmm” by C + C Music Factory which was released in 1991. I’m not terribly impressed by the lyrics, but there’s no denying the catchiness of the tune.
Anyway, I was done with my shower today and tidying up for the next person. I reached for what I assumed was a hairball before I realized, “wait, those are… legs.”
Apparently, my good friend Guillermo decided to hop in the shower with me. Guillermo is a house centipede. You know, the kind that looks like someone lost an eyebrow which is now running about.
I hopped into my towel and summoned Liam the Lionhearted to please rescue Guillermo. He does the Epic Teenage Eyeroll but pushes away from the table and gathers the typical required tools. He cups Guillermo and covers the cup as I hold the door open. He unceremoniously yeets Guillermo out the front door and life goes on.
I should probably rent this manchild out to protect other innocents who are merely trying to take a shower without being accosted…
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