Full disclosure: Thing Two is a direct relation of Slow Poke Rodriguez, the cousin of Speedy Gonzalez on the old "Looney Tunes" cartoons. They used to crack me up, those two, because to have family members that different struck me as being hilarious.
Then I met more people.
Anyway, Thing Two has been... nontraditional... in his milestones in the late teen years, not unlike, from what I hear, a lot of his peers. Kids seem to be delaying getting drivers' licenses, dating, and so forth. He's dabbling in the driving, but as yet hasn't had the First Job, etc. It's become quite the topic at our house. In fact, Dada asked:
What're you waiting for? Divine intervention? I'll be your divine intervention.
Thing Two: Divine intervention is "divine." You are not.
Dada: I'll help you MEET the divine intervention!
Thing Two: That's not intervention. That's.....................shipping.
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