Down on the Farm

Farmer Damon, hard at work:

"Chow!!! Y'all come wash up now!"

"We're having chicken. And lion. And octopus... what?"

Post-horrendous grocery shopping experience in the company of two small children who shall remain nameless...

Mama: You know (insert nameless child #1 here), Mama lions eat their babies who don't listen.
Child #1: Is that true?
Mama: *slightest of hesitations* Yes. The Mama lion says, "that's it. I'm not putting up with it anymore." And she eats them. *another pause for effect* And they're not the only ones!