Tuesday, August 03, 2021

Should've given him Wheaties

 These People never cease to amaze me. We're having breakfast and a certain someone is complaining, loudly, about not being able to finish his waffle because it's soggy, he's full, it's ewwy and bleah and he's not feeling it.

Someone else mentioned, "dude, I've eaten them RAW before."

"No, you haven't."

"Yeah, I actually have. And THEY were soggy because of the syrup and all of the ice melting."

"What else did you do? Oh, the orange juice in your cereal."

"Oh yeah! I did that, too."

Clearly I'm running a five-star restaurant over here...

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