Tuesday, September 14, 2021

We may need an intervention

 Some homes accumulate sports memorabilia. Some hoard books. Others tend towards exercise equipment, camping accessories, pets. There's no end to our love of collecting, it seems.

Our house leans towards coats. Holy cow, the coats. 


They're everywhere.


I swear this closet is an entrance to Narnia. Not only is it stuffed full of coats, and the shelves behind said coats are covered with wintry accessories and the floor strewn with boots, but the dang door shuts on you if you don't prop it open. If you're looking to end up in the realm of Aslan, this is the way.  


There are only five of us. I am afraid to count how many coats we possess. It's a ridiculous number. We have raincoats and stadium jackets, wool coats and jean jackets; we have at least three hoodies apiece and that's on the conservative side. I'm not even counting Dada's blazers, though some of them are also in the Narnia closet. 

Help a gal out. Does anybody need a coat?

And tell me, what does YOUR home accumulate?

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