This child drives me to distraction. I hear all this crinkling and rustling and chewing, and I’m thinking, “Honey Nut Cheerios don’t sound like that.” I look over and he's in the sunshine, on the exercise ball, devouring a sleeve of Ritz crackers while his bowl of Aldi Froot Loops (chosen by his little brother) sits.
"Liam, what are you doing?!"
The man child rumbles,
"M.u.n.c.h.i.n.g."
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