Where's the beef? (and other stories)

We visited the fair and Thing Two was stymied as to where the champion was hidden. He drawled in his characteristically dry tone, "where's the beef?"

Every time I get my phone back from this kid, there is a selfie (or more) but this one sent him into gales of laughter because he'd inadvertently caught the guy behind him, too.

thing one does not recommend drinking orange juice after consuming pancakes with syrup from bob evans. one star. will never do again. 

until the next set of leftovers...

Hair-In-His-Face cracking us both up as he tried to tell a story around the spoon in his mouth. Dude, that's bananas.

Whilst shopping for school supplies for two separate schools, I hear, "Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, MOOOOOM!"

I turn to this gleeful face behind me and instruct him to, "go put that back!" He saunters off, having completely distracted me and made me laugh. Mission accomplished.

also from the fair, which should come with some kind of warning about the blue raspberry italian ice biohazard...

 

More funny faces

The kids are, without fail, absolutely delighted when they open a brand new ice cream and it's "a butt one" so they were gleeful last night when I pried the lid off of this one.   

I rarely take a good selfie, so here's a funny one for y'all to laugh at. Happy hump day.

The block of cheese looks like he's drawling, "whoaaaa, duuuuude. What happened to you?"

My peeking cheese =D

Some special kind of goober

And I'm not talking about the awesome Goober that is peanut butter and jelly in the same jar. That stuff is super when you're pressed for time or craving "let's go hiking at camp" food. You add it to your pack with apples and Capri Suns and cookies and head on out. 

No, I'm talking about this goober:

What kinda dummy takes a selfie with a phone that isn't hers in a bed which also isn't hers? This ding dong is in our bed and documented it. Clearly she has much to learn about stealth, evidence, and takin' it to the grave.