Anatomy lesson

 I’m assuming everyone calls the ends of a loaf of bread “the butts” like we do, but I suppose it’s a good thing I defined it for any reader who may be more civilized than These People that I live with.

I gave two pieces of toast to Damon with his dinner and he lamented, “ohh, you gave me a butt.” 

“No, I didn’t. They’re still over here. I gave you whatever is next to the butts.”

With a twinkle in his eye, he schools me, “I believe those are called ‘thighs’.”