Thing One and Thing Two are so busted.

 

These people that I live with drive me crazy for myriads of reasons, but I think you'll be able to tell why in this particular case.

In their defense, the dishwasher was full so that's why there is a handful of dishes in the sink not including things I tend to do by hand. I'm not mad about the dishes. 

Let me give you some facts:

1. Dada brought home both those ice cream containers on Tuesday.

2. It is now Friday morning.

3. Dada had none from either ice cream container.

4. I had none from either ice cream container.

5. The dogs, to their intense dismay, had none from either ice cream container.

(Not a fact but a speculation: I don't think the Damonater had any from these ice cream containers.)

HOW'RE BOTH CONTAINERS EMPTY BY THURSDAY NIGHT?!

Drat those two Thingz!