Haha!

Me to Carrie:Do you want more juice?
No.
Do you want more chocolate milk?
No.
Water?
No.
Beer?
No. (Good girl!)
Wine?
No. (That's my kid!)
Lemonade?
No.
Scott to Carrie: Do you want some extract from a barnyard animal?
Carrie nods.
Me, as I reach for the milk: You didn't say which one. Sheep?
Carrie: BAAAAAAAAAA!!!

And this has nothing to do w/ her, but is really funny! http://www.toadalamode.com/zodiac.html